You Had Plenty Money 1922…
Sharon October 14th, 2009
You had plenty money, 1922
You let other women make a fool of you
Why don’t you do right, like some other men do?
Get out of here and get me some money too
You’re sittin’ down and wonderin’ what it’s all about
You ain’t got no money, they will put you out
Why don’t you do right, like some other men do?
Get out of here and get me some money too
If you had prepared twenty years ago
You wouldn’t be a-wanderin’ from door to door
Why don’t you do right, like some other men do?
Get out of here and get me some money too. – Peggy Lee
The Dow broke 10,000 again today, and my favorite source of humor news, CNBC, has a range of headlines to make sure that somehow, at some level, they will be right sometime about something. “October Crash Still on the Way: CEO” and “Dow at 11,000 to 11,500 by Christmas: Market Expert.” The front story “Stock Market Rally Likely to Continue, but Hedge Your Portfolio:Pros.” Hmmm… are these the same pros that think an October Crash is on the way or the ones that think that the Dow will be at 11,500? Must be different pros – the good news is we’ve got a lot of them, and since they all completely missed the mark on the present situation, all of their guesses are equally good! Yay!
Now my guesses couldn’t possibly be worse than the vast majority of financial advisors, but I make no claim they are better. I don’t have the slightest idea where the Dow will be by Christmas.
What I do know is this – we still won’t have gotten anything meaningful to most Americans out of 14 Trillion plus in bailouts. Stock market rallies look good – but they don’t actually help most of us all that much. Unless they are sustained, those who rely on investments for income don’t get much out of it – and the fundamentals of our economy are deeply unstable - there’s nothing there to sustain a rally when we inevitably stop pouring in funds. With the exception of a few people who can sell out now in the next few months, this rally isn’t likely to mean much for your long term economic well-being. Most of us don’t profit from a rally in any deep or immediate way.
This rally, however, is what you bought. That and a good bunch of road work. And money for people who happened to have bought giant low mileage cars and wanted to change over. To me it looks a lot like some rich fool saying to me “I bought this awesome RV, and a jet ski…I didn’t pay the mortgage or the health insurance, and hey, there’s no food, but lookee at my jet ski.” Sigh.
Back in December, when I made my annual predictions, I bet that things would go back to normal for a while, and so they have. It is certainly possible that normal will extend out longer than I’d expected. The problem, of course, is that “longer than I expected” is not the same as “for a really long time.” At some point there won’t be enough money to pour into the system anymore – we’re getting awfully close to that point. At some point we have to pay for the Jet Ski, or start watching out the window for the repo man. At some point we start singing like Peggy Lee, lamenting what once was, “You had plenty money 1922, you let other women make a fool of you…” Our turn as the world’s momentarily rich fool may not be over yet, but sooner or later, you got to do right. And then we’re in trouble.
Sharon