12 Books For Every Sustainability Nut!

Sharon August 23rd, 2011

I bet you haven’t read these!

Worms Eat my Laundry by Alcea Grovestock - Worms are hot - in-house domestic composting is everywhere. But have you considered the way red wigglers could augment your laundry routine? After all, so many of us, taken up with homestead and farm work, garden and family chores have developed that layer of laundry that never seems to get washed, composting at the bottom of the hamper. With the addition of red worms and regular contributions to the pile, your laundry worries can be over, and you can build up a healthy layer of topsoil to be added to your garden! A must-read.

Holy Fuck! by Gene Logsdon. Building the tremendous success of his book Holy Shit which revealed the ways we waste valuable fertiity and contaminate land and waterways with our wasteful relationship to human and animal manures, Logsdon turns his attention to sex, and the millions of barrel equivalents of oil wasted in heating fuel by human beings’ unfortunate aversion to just having sex all the time. Logsdon proves that we could virtually solve our ecological crisis if we’d just stop avoiding sex and concentrate on doing it more or less all the time.

Peak Brew by Richard Heinberg. The man who brought us knowledge of Peak Oil (The Party’s Over), Peak Coal (Blackout), Peak Everything (Peak Everything) and more has now turned his focus to the deepest of all our depletion crises - the end of beer as we know it. Heinberg carefully draws a picture of our international brewing crisis, and paints a bleak picture of a world without beer. If no other ecological and environmental crisis could move the American mainstream, this one will!

Why Your Neighbor Should Definitely Use Less Energy by Jason H. Thidwicke Millions of climate activists have tried, and largely failed, to get the developed world public to take Climate Change seriously, and begin to consume less and conserve more. Thidwicke makes a compelling argument that books that focus on what you can do to save the earth are seriously mistaken in focus, and don’t appeal to our real interests - which are to make other people do the work. Cunningly crafted, Thidwicke makes a compelling case that we can only change our life when we get to enjoy making other people miserable. His strategies include lying, cheating, manipulation and if all else fails, enslaving populations, and will be an eye-opener for every environmentalist who wants to make real and lasting change.

Where There Is No Plastic Surgeon by the Hepzibah Foundation. There’s a new, passionate, engaged back to the land movement - not young folks going to the country, but the affluent and middleaged, convinced that we’re all doomed, and ready to build the perfect sustainable doomstead where they and their families can comfortably live out an apocalypse with plenty of servants. They recognize that the end of the world will be inconvenient. But there is no need tor one to accept a lack of attractiveness or a dimunation of standards of beauty and youthfulness (especially since no one actually young will be able to afford to live there) in the face of disaster. This critical text on home plasic surgery, the culture of botulism toxin in canning jars for wrinkle removal and other strategies for making sure your husband doesn’t take a fifth wife into the bunker will have a place on every shelf.

Collapse II: How Dave in Human Resources Chooses to Succeed or Fail by Jared Diamond Not content to rest on his laurels after the stunning success of the first volume of _Collapse_ which cast a wide ranging look over societies that underwent ecological disaster, this time Diamond takes a micro-look at collapse, choosing as his subject, not Easter Island or Greenland, but Dave in Human Resources. Watch how Dave’s decisions about his personal ecology - his habit of consuming vending machine products wildly in excess of the carrying capacity of his abdomen leads towards collapse, while the emergent strain in his marriage from staying up and playing World of Warcraft until 3am every night and the hordes of barbarians (his two children) mass on his borders. Diamond makes the compelling case that Dave chooses his destiny.

Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye: Strategies for Suriving Peak Oil, Climate Change, Economic Collapse and Plagues of Rabid Musk Oxen by R. S. Albert. The territory of explaining how we are totally fucked is old hat for most of my readers, but Albert offers a new, two step approach that conveniently breaks down the strategy necessary to prepare the coming disasters, which he describes in equisite detail and definitely involve your children being eaten by Musk Oxen if you don’t buy his book - a purchase of one copy for each person you hope not to be devoured is recommended by the author. Even the dedicated doomer will learn something new from this book, which offers a host of suggestions for the stiff who has trouble bending over far enough to reach their buttocks, and for those made nervous by the idea of kissing their own asses.

Radical Pantywaists by James Haroldd Biederman In this book, we see an emergent critique of works by Shannon Hayes and other writers who have argued that true sustainability emerges from diverse egalitarian family structures that take traditional “women’s work” and domesticity seriously. Biederman argues that those who believe that the lower-energy future belongs to men and women who take equity and domestic life seriously are completely out of their minds, and probably gay. The future, he contests, will be a future of manly, heterosexual men with no need to change diapers or make pickles, because they are off riding horses and fighting communism or something.

Storey’s Guide to Raising Common Carnivores by Randi Heller. Have you ever considered adding a flock of major carnivore’s to your small farm or homestead? Besides filling an important ecological niche controlling the overpopulation of deer, rats, pigeons and neighbors, Carnivore’s can provide many benefits to the sustainable homesteader including pelts, meat and exercise running away from them. Heller covers all the major species, from Mountain Lions to Cheetahs, Grizzly Bears (actually omnivores but covered in the material) and also exotic, like re-introduced Smilodons, bred from fragments of DNA. She suggest appropriate housing, diet (think ‘UPS Guy’) and a host of otheri mportant issues, necessary before you introduce your new predators to your backyard.

You Can Make It Rot! by Helene Nurdwinger. Have you mastered pressure canning? Bored with lactofermentation and filled up your root cellar? Nurdwinger introduces you into the exciting realm of home food decomposition, and offers hundreds of exciting recipes for rotting food. She discusses traditional ways of prompting decomposition including “forgetting it in the back of the fridge” “leaving it in the sun for three days” and “I’ll definitely get to those tomatoes tomorrow when it isn’t so hot.” Her recipe for hyper-emesis sauce was just one of the odiferous delicacies she offers!

Finally, there’s my own newest book You Can Be Exactly Like Sharon by Sharon Astyk. Building on other models of farm women who have cashed in on their beautiful, elegant, sustainable farmgirl lives, I offer a book with thousands of totally undoctored, not at all fake pictures of my gorgeous, perfect life, with my perfect children, my perfectly sustainable farm where I get it all done every day, my clean house and my own total awesomeness. This honest, revealing book tells you everything from how I grow all my own food, including bananas and mangoes in upstate New York, blacksmith my own pedal-powered automobiles, sew my children beautiful clothing that they never get dirty, distill biogas from my shit that doesn’t stink and otherwise, do all the things that you wish you could do, only better and more graciously than you ever could. Buy my book, and your life will magically too become just like mine.

18 Responses to “12 Books For Every Sustainability Nut!”

  1. dixiebelle says:

    Oooh, ooh, the last one, can I read that one??!!

    (LMAO, thanks for the laugh this morning!)

  2. Heather says:

    This is your funniest post to date. My family thinks I’m insane, sitting over here cackling to myself.

  3. knutty knitter says:

    So……..just where can I get my copies of these awe inspiring books - particularly the one about Dave :)


    viv in nz

    Now I’m off to deal with my cultured bacterial kitchen floor - just the thing to decompose those dropped kitchen oddments. The top layer makes great fertilizer for the garden, the trick being to leave enough behind to continue the good work :)

  4. EngineerChic says:

    Somehow I think your book would look a lot like Pioneer Woman, without the photoshopping ;)

  5. Mo says:

    I was fully taken in until I got to your book! That just couldn’t be for real! :) :) Thank goodness Peak Brew isn’t for real! :) Great post.

  6. Raye says:

    Thanks for the giggles. Who can I send this link to? Hmmmmm. . . .

  7. Brynaleh @ It Takes a Shtetl to Foster A Child says:

    You are freakin’ brilliant. This made me LOL so much. And hey, I think I’ve read like 5 different blog versions of that last book ;-P

  8. Brynaleh @ It Takes a Shtetl to Foster A Child says:

    (You forgot that you live in rural NY but have no need for a car. You manage to transport your 10 kids using only bikes and parachutes and hot air balloons and horses, even in winter. )

  9. Shannon says:

    I’ve been waiting all day to read this after I saw the titile in my feed reader… You totally got me LOL I was actually rightclicking to check for them on amazon…well, the first few anyway…and then I slowed down a bit :)

    Tis why you are on the feeder, thanks for the laughs!

  10. Ashley says:

    I have heard a lot of good reviews on “Where There Is No Plastic Surgeon”. You have a few books on your list that seem like they would be good reads. Thanks for the list. :)

  11. Brad K. says:

    @ Mo,

    Unfortunately, there actually is (was?) a world shortage of hops, one of the important ingredients of beer. That may have been only one or two seasons, and may have been resolved since. But, like food, beer definitely is related to availability of cheap energy.

    @ Sharon,

    I still marvel at the clean farmhouse in the movie “Witness”, with Harrison Ford. And the kid that was only there in the scenes where his contribution moved the plot forward, and then he was clean, too.

    Dad raised hogs. I remember our home being clean . . occasionally. Well, mostly clean, most of the time, except for the entry room, and laundry room. And basement. And . . .


  12. Denys Allen says:

    Can’t wait to your reality show starts this fall on TLC!

  13. P.J. Grath says:

    Luckily, I put on the brakes before adding these titles to my new book order today. Ha!

  14. Claire says:

    Brad K., my DH and I ran into exactly that hops shortage some time ago - a few years, I think - when he wanted to make some homebrew but our local homebrew store didn’t have hops on hand. Now we grow our own.

    Sharon, LOL! I’d ROTFL but at my age it’s not so easy to get back up.

  15. Richie says:

    You are right, I haven’t read any of these. I am a book worm, I love to read! :) I am going to order a few of these books and write back giving my opinion on them, thanks for the suggestions :)

  16. Calamity Jane says:

    oh Sharon! where have you been all my life. or, more to the point i guess, where have i been all your life? i had looked at your books on amz a dozen times, but somehow never hit the buy button (i try to keep myself in check) i had glanced at your blog once or twice. but to think all this time i’ve been missing out on you and your shit that doesn’t stink! oh the horror of loss!
    i will be subscribing post haste. (via feedler in case you’re interested) i was directed here by dixiebelle, who talks about you all the time, and i ought to have listened sooner.
    thanks for a big ole’ laugh.

  17. Emily says:

    Good grief, I nearly wet myself…

  18. Amy says:

    The first title raised my eyebrows, but the second one made me laugh. No way Gene Logsden wrote that one, although he might, now, be tempted! I chuckled all the way down the rest of the list. Thank you!

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